i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
