I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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