Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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