if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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