I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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