Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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