Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
4 words: hood of his car
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.