do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup