i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I still have a little drunk in my system
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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