I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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