i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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