sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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