sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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