can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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