So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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