I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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