did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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