Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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