It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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