FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
