ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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