i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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