he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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