It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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