Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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