is your mom at the bar?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm at about main and main street
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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