ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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