i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
