Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Randomize
