Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Randomize