Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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