have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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