I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
