i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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