I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I love you.
Bad choice
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