you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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