Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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