All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Girls should come with a carfax report
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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