doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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