Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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