If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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