you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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