i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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