four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My feet surprised me
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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