No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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