Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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