dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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