At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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