Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
