i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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