he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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