No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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