so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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