That's when you crack a 10am beer
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Do I have a choice?
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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