so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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