This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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